Oh, ha ha

There's a whole second bracket. I thought that was missing some people.

Here we go.

Captain Whatever v. Chernoboag. Like you need to ask. Chernoboag isn't allowed to be a costumed park character because, well, he's kinda hard to costume. Captain Whatever is'nt allowed to be a character because no one wants to admit they have anything to do with him.

Evil Queen v. J.W. Foulfellow. Is that his name? Ok, I'll vote for him. I seriosuly doubt the queen would be able to knock him off, what with what we've seen of her off-knocking skills.

Gaston v. Sher Khan. Likliehood of Gaston being eaten by a tiger in his natural environment- negligible. Likliehood of Sher Khan being eaten by tiger in his natural environment- slightly greater. Advantage, Gaston.

Jafar v. Kaa. Oh nice, you put the two hypnotizing guys together. So, do we go with Jafar and his twirly snake thingy, or Kaa and his not twirly snake..uh..self. I don't know I guess Kaa could eat him. Kaa.

Mad Madame Mim v. Malificient. I really have no idea who MMM is, but if there's any chance she has a hatpin or some other suitably sharp and puny object on her person, Malificent is going down.

Percival McLeach v. Hades. Oh thats fair. A guy named Percival versus the king of the Underworld. Never saw hercules, and don't remember rescuers...hmmm. Well I guess hades would win the Tiger Test. Hades.

Ratigan v. Stromboli. The Great Mouse Detective? Huh? That was a movie? Did the mouse wear a tiny Sherlock Holmes style hat? I'll give it to him on the assumption that he did. Wait, that's not who I'm voting for here. What were we talking about?

Sherrif of Nottingham v. Clayton. Is Clayton the ugly guy with teeth on his hat? I always thought he was some cartoonish guy with a huge jaw. I sure do remember Robin Hood pretty well, considering I havent seen it in at least 15 years. Man, I may have seen that movie more than any other Disney movie ever. So, Sherrif.

Ok, really thats it.

Dinsey villain March Madness

Dad...I mean...someone wanted me to post this link.
Go here now.

Ok, lets take a look at this thing.

I'm not sure how to vote for these. I'll just go with who would win in a fight, and use other factor as tiebreakers.

Cruella DeVille v. Edgar. Who the hell is Edgar? Some kind of cat? Was he a tiger? A tiger would probably eat that skinny bitch. But no, he is probably not a tiger. And Cruella shows up in the parks more than any other villain. So, Cruella.

Amos Slade v. Frollo. Hmmm. Fox and Hound...saw that about oh, 17 years ago. Who the hell is Amos Slade? Was he the crotchety neighbor? What was his evil ambition? Stealing apples? I guess he had a musket or something. Meanwhile, Frollo has a muffiney hat and a penchant for genocide. Advantage...Frollo!

Captain Hook v. Horned King. Was this a Supreme Court case? I don't remember Black Cauldron at all...but with a name like Horned King you better be able to handle a foppish pirate who gets beaten up by children.

Lady Tremaine V. Madame Medusa. I don't know. I just don't know.

Prince John V. Ursula. Ursula is one of the few Disney villain who does not have to worry about being eaten by a tiger. Or a thumb sucking lion who needed a...badger...what the hell was the Sheriff anyway? A badge or whatever to do his dirty work. Ursula.

Gov. Ratcliffe v. Scar. Ratcliffe is not a villain!! He is not included in any of the villain merchandising, including, and this is important, the comprehensive Disney villain poster! Can you point to one instance of Disney referring to him as a villain?? I can't!! ?!?!?!!!?^%^^*h

Shan Yu v. Sykes. Is Sykes another cat? Shan Yu is a huge guy with a sword who likes chopping down trees for no reason.

Queen of Hearts v. Someone. Is that Whatshername? I doubt she has ever ordered anyones head chopped off. Hey, am I forgetting someone, or is the Queen the only married villain?

Ok, I'm done. I'm trying to make a link to this on my site but it won't work. I am likely to give up easily.

Work Work

I started training into grill station last night, and of course, it was maybe the single busiest night we have had since I got here. First off, I thought fryer and pantry were hard..ha....I could do those standing on my head compared to this one. Well, no not really, but it was kinda insane. You have alot of things you are responsible for, plus you have to remember how many steaks you have to have going, what they all need to be cooked to.....its hard to explain. It's just pretty crazy. It is however the station I most need to be trained into, especially with me possibley coming home early. I'm supposed to hear back from Treasure Island on monday. It sounds like they really want me, but I won't know till then. It's 10.50 to start with full health and dental, and my chefs advised me to take it. We'll see. Back to the grill tonight.