Have I mentioned how pathetic the Twins offense is? The sad fact is, if Santana or Liriano isn't pitching, this team just isn't that much fun to watch.
Attention Twins: You just made Dan Haren look like a Cy Young winner. Please correct this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEN!

I suppose that sums up the post. I am....27 today. 27? Yes, that's right.

I'm actually working today, and I have no idea if Gwen and I will be doing anything later. That's ok as I'd like to think I've passed the age where I need to ride roller coasters and eat gobs of sugar frosting on my birthdy.