Couple o' notes

- Looks like my little site is fast becoming the Internet destination for information on eyeball injuries. I just got a hit from somewhere in England looking to learn about "bleeding on the eyeball".

So, to all my friends on the other side of the pond: It sucks, and if it happens to you see a doctor. Now get your taxes off my tea you limey bastards.

- Secret shame: I watch American Idol. Well, kinda, I guess I really only watch the elimination show. Sadly Chris was sent home tonight, and looked none too happy about it. Oh well, every time he appeared on the TV Gwen just had to mention how 'tasty' he was. (At one point I countered this with a comment about how hot Kellie Pickler was. I may have slept on the couch that night.) At least this show will be over soon. I don't think the Apprentice will ever end.

Oh dear.

Ok, I have my first official weird ass search engine term leading someone to my page.

"How to make an eyeball"

You know....

I generally never use TV and movie catchphrases. Except for a couple of very general Simpsons quotes that aren't even inherently identifiable with the show, it's something I just really try to avoid. It's not just that it's lazy as far a sense of humor goes, I find it irritating as hell too. The Chappelle Show was probably funny at some point before stupid people felt the need to scream 'Whaaatt?!? Okayyyy!!" back and forth to eachother over crowded rooms. Come on people, is it really that hard to think up something not ripped directly from your TV screen?

But.....I've thought about it alot lately, and I really just don't say "Whatevah! Whatevah! I'll do what I want! It's mah sexy body!" nearly enough in daily conversation.

I need to change that.