Off today

Well, its my day off. I'm going to work on my resume for awhile, then I'm meeting my friend Jamie at MK. (We use acronyms all the time when writing here, just not as much while actually talking)
Oh god, my room mate is watching Montel and some "psychic" is on. All these people are asking questions and they all go like this-
"Is my dad still alive?"
"No."
"Okay, next question please.."
"Will my financial situation ever change?"
"Yeah."

Wow, how does she manage to do that???