Wedding Blues

No, not for my upcoming wedding. Concerning Cousin Matts wedding this past weekend. It's bad enough I cripple myself dancing at every matrimonial reception. What I want to know is, why am I the only person in the family with a ceremonial interperetive dance set to music by the Kinks? I mean, can't anyone else get out on the dance floor and flail their limbs and shuffle about arhythmically? (I know that's not how you spell that. I don't know how you spell it.) Why must I be the one and only person to do this. Seriously, I'm not being coy, I want answers.