Two things

1- Don't you guys think that story is funny? I laughed all day just remembering it.

2- Yes. I am too good to stand in line now. Sue me, I got spoiled riding Splash Mountain by myself. I have... transcended... to a higher level of park-goer.

Get this

I told dad this story a while ago, but I don't think the rest of you have heard it.
When I was still at Target, one of the women who worked there had a son that had been a cp,and now worked full-time, which led to this conversation ( I swear I'm not making this up)
Me- "So does he live in Celebration?"
Her-" Oh yes, you know, those Disney people they're just so happy all the time!"

Hmmmhmmmggh.