Saturday, March 12, 2005

Hey have your heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're really making headlines!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Did you hear the watermelon joke?
It's pitful.

What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

I can't believe I took the time to write these down. Shouldn't I be working on my resume?


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