YAAARGH

Damn, it I just made a really long post about the Twins and their prospective lineup, and it got eaten by the damn worthless computer here. I am not retyping all that crap.

I just want to say that i am am going to really try to get down to Fort Myers sometime in the next couple weeks to see a Twins spring training game. Ugh, I feel sick just typing that. Stupid, stupid computer.

I see that Joe Mauer, just like last year was selected by Baseball America as the top prospect in the game. Of course since he plays for us this is Baseball Code for "his knee is made of cardboard". Seriously I have no confidence this guy will ever be major contributer for us. He'll kick around for a few years, constantly getting hurt and maybe playing sixty games a year. Then managment will get fed up and trade him to New York where he will suddenly get healthy and make the all star team. Then we can read all the Sports Illustrated articles about his incredible journey. Gag.

It looks like our shortstop will be Nick Punto. Yes, our shortstop is named Nick Punto.
Doug Mintceiwizixez and Christian Guzman are gone, thus depriving the clubhouse of the genius nicknames, Minty and Guzy. One of my least favorite trends in baseball is the replacement of the original nickname with the shortening of the last name and adding a Y. Oh well, at least we still have Stewy, Santy, Rivy and Raddy.

Thats it, I'm not writing anymore. Cut and paste and this better go through!

UPDATE- Ohhhhh, now my original post deigns to go through. Sheesh. Everyone just skip to the next article. Sorry about the repeat of information. And it dosen't look like the ads have changed. Hmmm. BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL