Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Morning Conversations

I got pulled over for speeding on the way home from work the other night. This led to the following conversation the next morning, as Gwen got ready for work and I was half asleep.

"How was your drive home?

I got pulled over for speeding.

Oh much was the ticket?

They just gave me a warning.

Well how much was the warning?

Just a warning.

Sometimes you have to pay a fine on the least thats how it goes in Chicago.

I think thats called a bribe."

We synch up pretty well like that.


At 4:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe it's like the Mastercard commercial.
"Coming home from an 8 hour shift at Treasure Island - $88
Gas to get home - $40
Warning from a cop - Priceless"

At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, maybe you should just slow down. Did you ever think of that? In fact, if you slowed down, you'd have time to think about how you are going to vote in round one of the Disney Heroine June Madness thing....which can be found here:


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