The updated lyrics

I think you're right Dad. It's time for a new verse for Pirates of the caribbean. Let's see...

"Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me
We pillage and plunder, we'll burn your estates
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We'll refinance your mortgage at record low rates
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We come in the night to rob ya and stab ya
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We have the lowest prices on herbal Viagra
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho
Rolexes for twenty dollars!!!

Well, maybe.