Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Couldn't I have just won the lottery?

So my new, randomly assigned, roommate is... my old roommate. Seriously, what the hell were the odds of that happening. I don't know, maybe I'm better off with the old 'Devil you know, rather than the devil you don't' but this means four months of putting up with his non-showering, horrible joke telling ass. I haven't discussed this earlier, because this is, you know, a family web site and all, but he has another, terrible habit. Just use your imagination and bear in mind that he indulges in this habit at night, when he thinks I'm asleep but I'm NOT. Urgh, I feel dirty just typing that. I'm sorry, but if you're ever wondering why I can't stand my room mate, thats it.

On a lighter note, when he found out we had been put back together, he said "Oh good, at least I know I can stand my room mate!" Would that I could say the same buddy...

No, I didn't need anyone to help me move. I brought like three things down with me. One of them, my beloved plastic E-Z Mac bowl cracked and had to be thrown away. I was really broken up over that.


At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben, this is your father.
I'm really sorry to hear about your room mate. I'm really, really sorry to hear about your room mate. Ben, what I'm saying is that I don't ever want to hear anything else about your room mate.

At 11:45 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Really? Cause I never want to hear anything about my room mate again either.

At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. I don't really know what to say about all that. Is he a chef too? because if he is I'm never going to eat at any Disney restaurant he works at. You know, assuming I got down there in the next 6 months or so. By the way, you never answered me. Do you want to trade pins or not?

At 5:20 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Yeah, no one eat the German restaraunt at Epcot.

I dunno, I don't exactly have alot of pins. I think I have...one.


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