EPCONY!

Yeah Dad, I heard about this one too. It's gonna be huge. Here's some of the attractions planned-

Starship Gaia- Guests travel through a giant-football shaped building where animitronic figures explain the importance of lucid correspondence.

Prototype Road- Sponsored by Ford.

Project:Planets!- Guests are strapped to a table and their stomachs are pumped while their heads are squeezed in a vice. Also, there are meteors.

A Trip Through Childlike Wonder And Fantasy- A brightly colored unicorn explains the power of creativity by way of spraying you with rotten egg fumes.

Also look for Our Existing Oceans, The Ground and Galaxy of Power (Hosted by Rosie O'Donnel!)
Man, I can't wait!