Should I stay or should I go?

So, I got this weekend off and I'm thinking of maybe going to a park. I dunno, I don't really want to go during the weekend, and deal with all those...tourist....ick.
But really, more than anything, more than needing to take new pictures, more than wanting to enjoy some rides, what I really, really need to do... is get an update on the Dasani Water Bottle of Doom~! I'll keep you posted on the status of my inanimate arch-nemesis.