I didn't really read all those books I said I read

Ok, I got a confession to make.
Back in elementary school, we had this thing called the "Eager Reader" program. You read a book, your parents signed a slip, you got prizes for reading lots of books. Well, being that I read more than the average third grader I started racking up those slips pretty quick. 200, 300, 400, 500....till one day we had a special assembly to honor the first ever kid to read 1000 books...me. Ok.
Here's the thing. For one, some of those books I got Mom to sign for were, like, Snoopy cartoon books. So those shouldn't even have counted. And there were definitely some books wehre I just looked at the pictures, then turned over to be signed for. So those should not have counted.
So, to any administrators from Lone Tree Elementary that are reading this- I offer to give back any of the trophies and medals I recieved for my reading efforts. I'm going to keep the Dictionary I was given for making it to 1000 because that was a gift from my teacher.
On second thought, I'm sure I read way more books than anyone else, and most of the ones I submitted I really read, so I think I'll just keep all that stuff.
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.