Oh yeah...My Eyeball Is Bleeding

I meant to mention it earlier but a strange red splotch has taken up residence on my right eyeball. Gwen noticed it on Tuesday, nearly fainting in horror at the time. I have no idea how it came to be there, as I'm reasonably certain I would remember gouging myself hard enough in the eyeball to raise such a mark.
It's actually going away by now, I really just wanted an opportunity to use that post title.

Also.....! !FRESHY FRESHINGTON!! !FRESHY FRESHINGTON!FRESHY FRESHINGTON