Thursday, November 30, 2006

Niche, Filled?

I just love helping people so I was thrilled to be recognized by Google as the Internets premiere expert on
how to tighten a tread on a treadmill. But just in case anyone missed it, let me do a refresher course.

- Notice that the tread needs to be tightened on your treadmill. This usually results after a "flailing accident".

- Do nothing but act bitter for a couple days. You would be in great shape if only things would go your way!

- Mention it to your dad.

- Your dad tightens the tread using one of those funny wrenches shaped like an 'L'.

- Your dad keeps the wrench in a manilla envelope, along with the owners manual, in the black filing cabinet.

And that's really all there is to it.


At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben-If you're going to tell people how to correctly tighten the tread on a treadmill, then you need to know the right color of the filing cabinet---it's dark green, not black.

At 1:48 PM, Blogger shyestviolet said...

it's an allen wrench ;)

At 4:53 PM, Blogger Ben said...

- It helps if you're not color blind.

- Ignore helpful comments from smart-ass girl.

At 10:09 PM, Blogger Jen said...

No wonder I couldn't find my allen wrench.

At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny, It's in the back of the black filing cabinet.

At 9:32 AM, Blogger shyestviolet said...

you sure that's not the green filing cabinet? HAHAHAHA :D


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