Why do we fall?
To learn to pick ourselves back up.

Time to get back to snarkiness.

I'm gonna try making this a regular feature.

All your powers Superman? Are you really going to need, say, your heat ray vision to stop Pat Boone?
He's right though. It does sound like a great song. "Come sing a song of Superman....tra la la dee da..." I just wish Pat Boone hadn't been mysteriously incinerated back in the '50s so I could hear how the rest of it went.

UPDATE: And where are they writing this song that Superman is just swooping in on them? On top of a skyscraper? In the middle of a field?